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jack of all trades, master of none
19, irish, ask me shiz

so this thing still exists

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This generation needs its own Animal Chin. There’s a whole segment of the skateboarding population painfully detached from the values of doing it for its own reward. Corny, I know, but hear me out. An army of 12-25 year olds who tag their selfied switch nosegrinds on the park box with inspirational statements like “Never quit until you win!” and “More sweat during practice means less during battle!” are clueless to the knowledge of self gained from confidently ollieing up a curb carrying groceries in both hands.

Then they @ NikeSB or adidasskateboarding like a shoe conglomerate is just waiting, lurking in the social media shadows for the kid with just enough heart, enough drive, to emerge from the din so they may carry him the rest of the way to stardom.

These kids genuinely feel like they’re earning something, though. They want their hours spent at the park after school getting bloody knees and sore ankles to count for something. They want the win, the glory of battle. They’re doing something, after all, when they could have been playing video games or chasing girls, or getting high. It’s not their fault their expectations are so out of whack. They’ve been sold championships and stardom where there is none, only the satisfaction of personal achievement, or at best, that in addition to some hoots and hollers from your bros for a job well done, for making fun manifest from the barest of ingredients, for unpacking the unexpected and slightly magical. This generation needs a reminder that as corny and pointless as “the destination is in the journey” can sound, it’s not nearly as bad a look as “personal branding” and waiting for validation from a cold machine masquerading as a lifestyle promising to love you back as long as you work hard enough, but in reality only wants your money.

azalea-dylan:

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

false i have a bruise that resulted from my deep love and affection for spaghettios and my inability to hold onto the can of spaghettios

glitteringgoldie:

My fave April Fools prank today so far is Japanese McDonald’s new XXXS fry.

literallybyronic:
“ poopwentz:
“ imagine someone trying to do that
“so how’d he die”
“motherfucker ate 10 million bananas at once. we tried to stop him.” ”
bananas georg
”

literallybyronic:

poopwentz:

imagine someone trying to do that

“so how’d he die”

“motherfucker ate 10 million bananas at once. we tried to stop him.”

bananas georg

blink182:
“We’ll be performing at this year’s #XGames in Austin, TX!
RSVP: bit.ly/1MEAUwM // TICKETS: XGames.com/Tickets by blink182 http://bit.ly/1LK5dr6
”

blink182:

We’ll be performing at this year’s #XGames in Austin, TX!

RSVP: bit.ly/1MEAUwM // TICKETS: XGames.com/Tickets by blink182 http://bit.ly/1LK5dr6

bird-with-no-wings-98:

brodes-live-reviews:

Lollapalooza 2016 by day

Best line up ever

ladyrigormortis:

theonemusicmaniac:

foulmilk:

rnychemicalromance:

topofthemornin:

Ex emo kid grows up and becomes a piano teacher , UNMUTE

Guy: Nah, man, I’m over my emo phase. Alright, the first note we’re gonna learn today is a G. It’s located right here on the keyboard. 

*beginning piano notes from Welcome To The Black Parade play*

Guy: *screaming* WHEN I WAS

FUCK THIS IS ME

THIS IS SO ME

ME AS FUCK

7 years ago0 plays

luminous-glow:

inkandcayenne:

frankunderwood:

why does leo always look like the guy at a party who was having a good time until someone reminded him that his bills are due soon and that he’s going to be short on rent for the month because he hasn’t been fiscally responsible lately

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He was probably having a good time and then suddenly thought about global warming

“Don’t be so fucking pessimistic, man.”